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Lee
Jeffries - Trendy suede patches for his
jackets, those elbows must get really worn out.
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Chris
Burns - Some talc to stop
the glow from his reddening cheeks glaring off the floodlights.
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Brian
Godfrey - Sun tan lotion
- lucky bugger !
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Matt
Bath- a loud hailer to help communicate
with his defenders
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Jimmy
Cox - boxing gloves for those
Saturday nights on the town
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Gloucester's
Premier League armchair footie fans - a good old fashioned
thrashing, some local pride and a pressgang to escort them through
the gates of Meadow Park.
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Neil
Mustoe- gaffer tape, believed
to have been a gift from a man dressed in black.
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Mike
Cook - wet wipes, to help
cope with the aftermath of those unpleasant trips to Bedworth
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All
the Players- a copy of the
rules from guess who ?
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Andy
Hoskins - a solicitor. We all know what can happen to people
with dynamite in their boots....
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Adam
Hemming - Lee Smith's 'Bulk
Up or Perish' diet and training manual. And some guy ropes to
stop him blowing away in the mean time.
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The
Ryman League - a good firm boot up the arse to stop them
messing about over re-organisation.
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Dave
Wilkinson - A big fluorescent
hat so more fans notice he's on the pitch before he's slipped un-noticed
into the penalty area and stabbed in another goal from six yards out.
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The
T-Ender
website
- An eight day week, meaning that long threatened new design
eventually happens.
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Adie
Harris - a big box to stand
on.
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Colin
Gardner - a match on the T-End, to stop him being so damn
fair and reasonable about the referees. Perhaps his view is a bit
obscured from the director's seats !?
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Ch#*tenham
Town fans
- a large slice of humble festive pie and a subscription to the Non-League
Newspaper.
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Mike
Cook - nappy pins to help
keep his youthful subs clean and comfortable.
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Kevin
Ingram - a nice new watch that helps count off 90 minutes
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Sutton
Coldfield's ball fetcher - a guide on social manners. (The
rest of the DML are still saving up for a sense of humour implant
in time for next Christmas. It's such a big job the surgeon needs
thousands £££)
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Tracey
Newport - an alarm clock. He never turns up until the gates
are open these days does he?
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